Brian Duncan, Northern Ireland

All tied up prior to show

June 10, 2009
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Categories: Show Prep and Exhibiting, Shows

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Show flowers do not always behave exactly as we would like! This amazing bit of stitchwork and know work with wool so amazed me that I took a couple of quick photos – with owner’s permisssion!
Clearly the messages to the flowers are –  if you don’t :-
   ” Keep your heads down and look demure”
    “Keep your petals well swept back and uniformly placed”
    “Stand with regimental precision”
    “Try to look happy ,will you?”
 
“If you dont  – We strap you into shape like models in a porno show
And everyone will know you have misbehaved,
But we’ll lick you into shape for the judges.”
And they did!
Maybe there is something to be said for bondage/

One response to “All tied up prior to show”

  1. John Beck says:

    Show flowers do not always behave exactly as we would like! This amazing bit of stitchwork and know work with wool so amazed me that I took a couple of quick photos – with owner’s permisssion!
    Clearly the messages to the flowers are –  if you don’t :-
       ” Keep your heads down and look demure”
        “Keep your petals well swept back and uniformly placed”
        “Stand with regimental precision”
        “Try to look happy ,will you?”
     
    “If you dont  – We strap you into shape like models in a porno show
    And everyone will know you have misbehaved,
    But we’ll lick you into shape for the judges.”
    And they did!
    Maybe there is something to be said for bondage/


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